Original illustration by Robert Grossman. Way Too Anal. You just pissed me off so bad after I poured my heart out to you with my hospital experience. As if this wasn't scary enough, he decided it would be a good tactic to hold one against her throat just to show her "how strong they were. US Edition.
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The Horrors of Online Dating
She put the phone away, looked at me, and after taking a deep breath said, 'Well that is okay. Real Life. I went into the bathroom, called my roommate, and had her come get me. We ended up eating at IHOP, all the while he's still complaining about how terrible that date is. A where-the-dead-people-stay cemetery.